Sunday, January 18, 2009

Read the P.S.

To my darling husband,


Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick uptruck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.


I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife, XXX





P.S. Your girlfriend called.

1 comment:

Ralph said...

Never give your girl friend your home phone number.