Monday, October 19, 2009

Would you like to dance?

A guy walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her. He says, “Would you like to dance?”

She replies, “I really don’t like this song. And even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you.”

To which the guy replies, “I don’t think you heard me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants.”

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