Friday, November 13, 2009

Maxine's Wisdoms

  • My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

  • I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  • Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

  • NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

  • Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

  • Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

  • He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

  • A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

  • The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

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