Thursday, December 31, 2009

LDS Church Launches youth.lds.org Web Site

Youth.lds.org is a new Web site designed especially for youth of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The site provides a unique place on the Web where youth can uplift and strengthen one another and receive messages from the prophet and other Church leaders.

Learn more about this LDS Church Web site for youth.

Top Ten Everything of 2009

Time has published its list of the Top Ten Everything of 2009.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Sand Art

Watch this beautiful art being created before your eyes. This video shows the winner of "Ukraine’s Got Talent," Kseniya Simonova, 24, drawing a series of pictures on an illuminated sand table right before your eyes. It shows how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion during World War II. Her talent, which admittedly is a strange one, is mesmeric to watch.

The images, projected onto a large screen, moved many in the audience to tears and she won the top prize of about £75,000.



She begins by creating a scene showing a couple sitting holding hands on a bench under a starry sky, but then warplanes appear and the happy scene is obliterated.

It is replaced by a woman’s face crying, but then a baby arrives and the woman smiles again. Once again war returns and Miss Simonova throws the sand into chaos from which a young woman’s face appears.

She quickly becomes an old widow, her face wrinkled and sad, before the image turns into a monument to an Unknown Soldier.

This outdoor scene becomes framed by a window as if the viewer is looking out on the monument from within a house.

In the final scene, a mother and child appear inside and a man standing outside, with his hands pressed against the glass, saying goodbye.

The Great Patriotic War, as it is called in Ukraine, resulted in one in four of the population being killed with eight to 11 million deaths out of a population of 42 million.

Watch part 2.

Kseniya Simonova says: "I find it difficult enough to create art using paper and pencils or paintbrushes, but using sand and fingers is beyond me. The art, especially when the war is used as the subject matter, even brings some audience members to tears. And there’s surely no bigger compliment."

Monday, December 28, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Britain Pushing Antichristian Efforts


This news clip is worth watching. It is very concerning to see continuing attacks on Christians in Britain. And America is only one step behind.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Is English Easy?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is UP.

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, and we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

At other times the little word has real special meaning.

To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.

In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.

When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so it is time to shut UP!

Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

The True Meaning of Christmas

A young girl with true Christmas spirit quietly teaches her preoccupied family the true meaning of Christmas. President Thomas S. Monson, Prophet of the Lord Jesus Christ, shares his testimony of how to put Christ back into Christmas.



Learn more about the true meaning of Christmas.

Thanks for the Explanation

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Go back toward your behind

A Light Unto All: A Christmas Gift

The story of Christ's birth is the same no matter what language you speak or nation you are from. Please share this message with all.



See more great videos at Mormon Messages.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Great Quotes: South Carolina Social Services


"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

The More You Know

"The more you know the less you need to say."

--Jim Rohn

Monday, December 21, 2009

Trivia

"Stewardesses" is the longest wordtyped with only the left hand. And "lollipop" is the longest word typedwith your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)


No word in the English language rhymes withmonth, orange, silver, or purple.


"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."


Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.


The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.


The words "racecar," "kayak," and "level" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).


There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous:" tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.


There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."


"Typewriter" is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.


A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)


A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.


A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.


A snail can sleep for three years.


Almonds are a member of the peach family.


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that, too.)


Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.


February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.


In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.


If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.


Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.


Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!


Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.


The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.


The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth 2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.


The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.


The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.


There are more chickens than people in the world.


Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.


Women blink nearly twice as much as men.


Now you know more than you did before!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Play the Hand You're Dealt

"You cannot change the cards you are dealt. Just how you play the hand."

-- Randy Pausch in The Last Lecture

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Learn English

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Two New Navy Ships

USS REAGAN

Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!

When the Bridge pipes "Man the Rail" there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.

Capability:

  • Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling.
  • Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years.
  • Carries over 80 combat aircraft .
  • 3 arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet.

Size:

  • Towers 20 stories above the waterline.
  • 1,092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall.
  • Flight deck covers 4.5 acres.
  • 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds.
  • 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons.
  • 4 high-speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet.

Capacity :

  • Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel.
  • Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days.
  • 18,150 meals served daily.
  • Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes.
  • Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring. 1,400 telephones.
  • 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets



USS BARACK OBAMA

The USS Barack Obama set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Barack H. Obama "for his foresight in military budget cuts."

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs. An onboard DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict, the USS Obama has orders to seek refuge in Canada.

Details are as vague as his past, his economic policies, and his credentials to lead. But don't you worry, he has a plan!

Chicken & Herpes, together at last!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Efficiency

Monty: I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years. I noticed that she made lots of trips between the fridge, stove, table, and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, “You’re wasting too much time. Why don’t you try carrying several things at once?”

Hector: Has it been quicker since then?

Monty: Definitely. It used to take her twenty minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten.

From Page-a-Day Calendars

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

New Green Jobs

Some Wisconsin communities have switched out their old traffic lights for new LED lights that use less electricity.

However, they are discovering that the energy-saving bulbs are a hazard in a snowstorm. They use less electricity, but don’t give off enough heat to melt ice or snow. So when the snow falls and the wind blows, the traffic lights are obscured. And it's caused traffic accidents at intersections where drivers aren’t sure whether to stop or go.

But don't fear--it's created new jobs for public works crews who now have to manually scrape the ice and snow off the traffic lights.

Source: Duluth News Tribune

Monday, December 14, 2009

Great Quotes: Brooke Shields


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Box Thinking

"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."

--David Monsen

Saturday, December 12, 2009

What to Take to Bed With You

Put your car keys beside your bed at night

Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your doctor's office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will likely go off from almost everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key chain.

If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around.

After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that.

And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

It could also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. Older people could carry car keys with them in case they fall outside to notify their spouse.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Missing Person Susan Powell

See also the Friends and Famly of Susan Powell page on Facebook. See previous blog post.

Christmas Lights

Defining Moments

"When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you."

--Kevin Costner

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Susan Powell Missing!


Our dear friend and ward member, Susan Powell has been missing since Sunday. Please contact the police if you know anything that may help. You can read details in these news stories:

Deseret News
Salt Lake Tribune
ABC-4 TV
KUTV-2

Also see the Facebook group “Friends and Family of Susan Powell.”


Ironic

Label in U.S. Border Patrol uniform: "Made in Mexico."

Monday, December 7, 2009

Unique Christmas Decorations


“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me ...that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second,a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

--Holly

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Success Not By Our Own Efforts


"We have been preserved, these many years, in peace and prosperity. We have grown in numbers, wealth and power, as no other nation has ever grown. But we have forgotten God. We have forgotten the gracious hand which preserved us in peace, and multiplied and enriched and strengthened us; and we have vainly imagined, in the deceitfulness of our hearts, that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own. Intoxicated with unbroken success, we have become too self-sufficient to feel the necessity of redeeming and preserving grace, too proud to pray to the God that made us!"

--Abraham Lincoln, March 30, 1863, in Proclamation Appointing a National Fast Day

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Hunger for Love & Appreciation

"There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread."
- Mother Teresa

Friday, December 4, 2009

Prayers Answered

"In the end, the number of prayers we say may contribute to our happiness, but the number of prayers we answer may be of even greater importance."
-- Dieter F. Uchtdorf

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Good Government

"[A] wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government . . ."

-- Thomas Jefferson

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Micro Sculptor

Willard Wigan, a genius who creates detailed micro-sculptures that fit on the head of a pin or inside the eye of a needle. See this ABC News profile (6/20/2007) to believe it.



Tuesday, December 1, 2009