Wednesday, June 2, 2010

The Economy is So Bad

The economy is so bad that:

  • I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can
    you afford fries with that?"
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
  • Goldman Sachs laid off 25 Congressmen.