Friday, June 29, 2012

Included on Actual Resumes

  • I am interested in this position to keep my parole officer from putting me back in jail.
  • My family is willing to relocate. However not to New England (too cold) and not to Southern California (earthquakes). Indianapolis or Chicago would be fine. My youngest prefers Orlando's proximity to Disney World.
  • Qualifications: Twin sister has accounting degree.
  • Salary requirements: Starting over due to recent bankruptcies. Need large bonus when starting job.
  • References: Bill, Tom, Eric. But I don't know their phone numbers.

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