Dislexics

Mr. Bean when he was a baby

The Illusion of Choice

Superman's New Car

A Child's Face

“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.” —Jack Handey

Casual Shopping

Funerals

"Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours." --Yogi Berra

Socialnomics

Socialnomics is the world's most watched social media series by Erik Qualman, based on his #1 best seller Socialnomics. See http://www.socialnomics.net/

World Shrub Festival

Those who should attend 

• Connoisseurs of fine shrubbery
• Shrubbists (those who are engaged in the maintenance of shrubs) 
• Shrubologists (those who are actively engaged in the study of shrubbery) 

Business plan 

Proposed: That Salt Lake City host a world shrub festival. We need $500,000 venture capital. Of that amount, hundreds of dollars will go to advertising (distributing flyers and posting on social media sites) and approximately $200,000 for project management services from Larry Richman.

If anyone knows of venture capitalists who are interested, please have them contact us.

How to Drive Your Friends Crazy

1. Change your name to Simon, then speak in third person.
2. Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar. Then eat it in public.
3. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Panhandler

A woman saw a man panhandling on the street and, taking pity on him, gave him a few dollars. “Thank you,” the homeless man said. “I appreciate your kindness. My life used to be great, but look at me now.”

“What do you mean?” the woman asked.

“Well,” the man answered, “I used to have millions of dollars, spread out in bank accounts all over the world.”

“So what happened?!”

The man sighed. “I forgot my mother’s maiden name.”

Program for Managing Debt

The Dollar Store

Salt Lake Temple at Night

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Eyewear InterFACE

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Google Chrome Multitask

Now you can browse the web with two mice at the same time. Watch this video, then try it out at http://google.com/chrome/multitask